Due to a case of serious congestion of the tubes, the ICAC (Internet Cleaning Act Committee) has concluded a Cleaning Session is again in order.
Youtube, et.al. have experienced unprecedented growth in bandwidth usage in 2008, and as such the levels of plaque in network cables has become intolerable. If the internet is to stay fast, a thorough physical cleaning is neccessary. Experienced Internet users may remember the Cleaning of ‘99, and the damage caused to the hardware of those who chose not to heed the warnings then. Do not hesitate - unplug your network cable.
To effect this cleaning highly compressed air will be blown into the Internet tubes at most routing stations throughout the world.
If you fail to unplug your network cable during the cleaning session, the compressed air and particles stuck in the tube systems may cause serious damage to your computer systems.
The cleaning session will commence at 11 PM UTC on April 1. 2008, and is expected to last until 8AM April 2nd. As a safety margin, it is recommended you do not plug your network cables back in until 10AM.
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